Biographies

Here are the Bios that Amy and I wrote for each other - ya know, when our Cable Show That Never Will Get Off the Ground finally gets picked up.... we'll need bios, right? Right.

Kelly:
Kelly is the star of the world-wide bestseller "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" Two Disc Deluxe Edition DVD (Legal Disclaimer: BONUS MATERIAL IS NOT RATED). Among her numerous Hollywood contacts are Daniel Radcliffe and Billy Dee Williams. She is a hardworking, modern, intelligent woman whose dream careers include the following: cable show host, Christian Bale's suit-fitter, and Director of Marvel's Continuity Department: X-Men Division. Kelly is also a selfless individual, donating her time and money to worthy causes such as cancer research and shirtless-Hugh-Jackman-cagefight advocacy. As for her political causes, she is PRO-"Jubilee kills Cyke and frames Emma for the murder" and ANTI- "Star Wars Expanded Universe."

While she could easily be considered an All-American girl, Kelly defies such simplistic definition by rejecting well-loved beverages such as beer, wine, and coffee. She is a multifaceted individual with talents and interests ranging from scrapbooking, to tattoo artistry, to George Michael worship.

Amy:
Amy is a seemingly innocent 30-something-year-old redhead whose sole ambition in life is to frame Jubilee for Cyke's murder. Well, maybe not her sole ambition. But it's right up there. She is loyal (she'd give you her newly discovered latent mutant power to you if it meant saving your life), intelligent (just ask about her pamprin-infested SAT scores!), spiritual (she prays every night to the Pagan Movie Gods that Carlos Bernard and Jack Davenport will do a movie together soon) and highly amusing when drunk. Her snarkiness roars loudly, however, at the sign of Ranch Dressing, Antonio Banderas, Kim Bauer, Emma Frost, or Locke being a dumbass.

Amy has succeeded thus far in life by not knowing exactly what it is that makes her skin crawl at the sound of the word "Muppet" but she often falls back on her ballet training to do the Lando Jig, and recently successfully negotiated the highly-popular "Put David Prowse's Likeness Into the Actual Star Wars Franchise, Mr. Lucas" petition which brought much-needed attention and money to Mr. Prowse's multitude of orphans in London's back alleys.

She never leaves the house without mascara, rarely visits the comic book store alone for fear of the pick up lines she would no doubt endure, and thinks The Twins should have been born on Dagobah. Duh.