book titles

Here are some books I'd like to check out at the library one day. If they don't exist, they should. Brush up on your seasons of 24 and other cable-show-worthy shows (x-men, star wars, Alias...)

Fun Times at Toshi Station, by Luke Skywalker

DroidMaking in the Outer Territories, by child prodigy Anakin Skywalker

Everyone Hates Me, by Halle Berry

We Don't Care, Halle, by Kelly & Amy

Loving Your Costumes Without Murdering Your Writers, By Princess Leia
(posthumous foreword by her mother, Padme Amidala)

At Least You *HAVE* Costumes, by Mystique

Smouldering 104: The Head Tilt, by Tony Almeida

Hacksaw Techniques, by Jack Bauer

Encyclopedia of Red Hair Color, by Dana Scully

Why I'm Not in More Movies, by Carlos Bernard, Guy Pearce, Michael Vartan,
Matt Damon, Gillian Anderson and Michael Biehn

Why I'm In Too Many Movies by Tom Hanks, Tommy Lee Jones, Jude Law and
Adam Sandler

My Evil Twin Has Taken Over My Body and Made Me Do These Stupid Re-Edits
by George Lucas

How To Get the Most Phlegm from Everyday Spanish - by Ramon and Hector Salazar
When Your Dad is Your Boss by Audrey Raines. Fwd by Kim Bauer

Immunity: Avoid Prosecution the B*tchy way by Nina Myers. Illustrations by Mandi the Terrorist

Disappearing Act by Behrooz Araz. Prologue by Lynn Kresge

Share Your Access Codes! by Paula Schaeffer

Telling Tall Tales to Turn on Your Boss by Michelle Dessler

Turning Chemistry On by Tony Almeida (fwd by Michelle Dessler)

Turning Chemistry Off by Sydney Bristow (fwd by Michael Vaughn)

Last Minute Sympathy by Ryan Chappelle

Strong (aka b*tchy) Black Women by Halle Berry. Foreword by Carrie
Turner and Marianne Taylor

When Ballsy goes B*tchy by Sherry Palmer

Smouldering 101 by Tony Almeida

Kissing Your Brother Is Not So Bad by Leia Skywalker-Organa-Solo

How to Go to Prison the Most Sympathetic Way Possible by Tony Almeida. Foreword by Jack Bristow.

Playing Hard to Get...At First by Michelle Dessler

When Not To Rob a House by Wolverine

Continuity Shmontinuity by Stan Lee, Chris Claremont, JJ Abrams, and
Chris Carter. Foreword by George Lucas.